– Excited?
– You bet I am! I’ve never been to such a huge music festival before.
– Huge doesn’t cover it. It’s humongous! Ten stages! Dozens of performers! It’s going to be a riot!
– So... Where do we go first?
– Oh, I’m quite looking forward to the Mangled Carcass! They are the best thing since sliced bread!
– I beg to differ. I think their last EP was a flop.
– I thought so at first, but it kind of grows on you. You should give it another try.
– Why would I put myself through this torture? I’d much rather indulge in some classics. Satan’s Little Helpers... The Cradle of Filth...
– Yeah... Your music taste has always been kind of... mellow. Satan’s Little Helpers sound like elevator music to me.
– What do you know? I’ve seen your Spotify profile. Tell me something: how did Justin Bieber end up on your ‘Recently Played’ list?
– Bollocks! That can’t have been mine! Anyway. Time to rock! Let’s go!
– Whatever you say, you pop diva...