- I believe congratulations are in order?

- Oh, yes, thank you. The divorce is now final! What a relief!

- Umm... That's brilliant news. But I meant congratulations on your new home!

- Oh, that as well, yes. Cheers!

- So, what's it like, your new bachelor pad?

- It's smashing! Couldn't have asked for more, really.

- Plenty of room?

- More than enough for me, yes! Two bedrooms, a sizeable front room, a cosy study...

- Is it needing a lot of work?

- Just a bit of a spruce-up. A lick of paint and it's good to go.

- That's fab. And a good neighbourhood?

- Very secluded. Peace and quiet.

- And a good view to boot?

- Oh, yes, stunning views! Whatever views you fancy, as a matter of fact.

- How do you mean?

- Oh, did I not mention? It's a houseboat!

- You're full of surprises!

- Well, Helen would never have stood for that... Luckily, that's not important anymore! I'm just going to go with the flow.