– Goodness me! Would you look at this? Whoa!

– What's all the excitement about?

– You'll have to come and see for yourself! It’s astounding!

– Hang on,  I’ll be right with you.

– Shake a leg! You're missing all the good stuff!

– Right... So, what do we have here?.. Oh my... What's he doing to this poor woman?

– This is a salsa  dance-off. And these guys are just killing it!

– I'm pretty sure human backs aren't supposed to bend that way...

– Check out the footwork! So intricate ! How are they doing this?

– Look at the way he's spinning the poor lady around! Wonder how she's not getting all dizzy! I'd be throwing up all over the dance floor, me.

– Years of practice! They're twice European champions. Oh, look, they're done. They nailed it!

– Good for them. Alright, I’d better be going back to the kitchen. Those dishes aren't going to do themselves.